Lasers really get a bad rap.
Sometimes an evil empire uses them to blow up a planet. Sometimes they’re used against British spies, optionally in shark-mounted form. They’re used to aim everything from pistols to missiles. Cyborgs have them for… well, there’s probably a reason. And it’s probably bad.
Worst of all, these scientist-invented lasers are used by scientist-run planetariums to encourage our kids to do the drugs. There’s a science conspiracy here folks, and the laser is at the center of it.
But as it turns out, lasers can be used for good, too. Like cutting and etching beautiful wood boxes.